Scorpstuff.com hosts APIs designed for use with chatbots on Twitch or other streaming services.
For your convenience, we have provided some examples for several popular chatbots below.


General Use APIs
Command UsageCommand TextCommand Output
!christmas
countdown to date in days
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/daysuntil.php?mydate=2024-12-25) days until christmas
it can be any date, but must be in the format YYYY-MM-DD
41 days until christmas
!weather LOCATION
the current weather for a given location (proper format is !weather London,GB but others may also work)
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/weather.php?units=metric&city=$msg)
you can change "units=metric" to "units=imperial" if you prefer F and mph
Weather for London, GB: Haze with a temperature of 1.7 C (35 F). Wind is blowing from the North at 3.6 kph (2.24 mph) and the humidity is 93%
!forecast LOCATION
the weather forecast for a given location (proper format is !forecast London,GB but others may also work)
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/forecast.php?units=metric&city=$msg)
you can change "units=metric" to "units=imperial" if you prefer F
Forecast for London, GB | Tuesday: Light rain ▼ 5.5 C ▲ 8.2 C | Wednesday: Light rain ▼ 3.5 C ▲ 7 C | Thursday: Light rain ▼ -0.6 C ▲ 3.5 C |
!urban TERM
returns a definition for a word(or phrase) from urbandictionary.com (recommended 18+)
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/urbandictionary.php?term=$msg) the shoe - term used to describe prison in which you are totally isolated. As in "Mike's in the shoe"
!gamerscore GAMERTAG
returns the Xbox gamerscore for a given gamertag
$msg's Xbox gamerscore is $readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/gamerscore.php?gt=$msg) imcykotiq's Xbox gamerscore is 1,945
!bbcnews
the top story on BBC international news
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/bbcnews.php) Donald Trump's first 100 days in 100 of his own words » The tale of Donald Trump's first three months as president - using 100 of his own words.

Tense moment plane lands without wheel » The aircraft was forced to make an emergency landing in Florida after losing a part mid-flight
!toploots
top 5 loots contributors (daily or weekly)

WARNING: this API is slow to respond, and can take as long as 15 minutes to refresh the listing.
Top 5 Loots: $readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/loots.php?account=LOOTSACCOUNT&leaderboard=weekly)
where "LOOTSACCOUNT" is your loots account name.

you can change "leaderboard=weekly" to "leaderboard=monthly" or "leaderboard=daily" if you prefer the 24hr or monthly leaderboard instead
Top 5 Loots: #1 cykotiq (20,000), #2 scorpio (19,000), #3 ika_bakaku (7,000), #4 devilsreject (5,000), #5 Univarseman (5,000)
!catfacts
returns a random cat fact (please use responsibly)
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/catfacts.php) The average cat food meal is the equivalent to about five mice.

A cat usually has about 12 whiskers on each side of its face.

A group of cats is called a “clowder.”
!dogfacts
returns a random dog fact
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/dogfacts.php) Dalmatians are completely white at birth.

Rin Tin Tin was the first Hollywood dog star.

There are an estimated 400 million dogs in the world.
!numfacts
returns a random number fact
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/numfacts.php) 53 is the total number of national football associations of UEFA.

76 is the atomic number of osmium.

127 is the highest signed 8 bit integer.
!chucknorris
returns a random Chuck Norris fact
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/chucknorris.php)
you can customize it to your stream name by changing "chucknorris.php" to "chucknorris.php?name=$caster"
Chuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key.

Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris does not need a watch, he decides what time it is.
!dadjokes
returns a random dad joke
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/dadjokes.php) How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
!advice
returns a random piece of advice (I take no responsibility for the advice given)
$readapi(https://api.scorpstuff.com/advice.php) Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision.

Most things look better when you put them in a circle.

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

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